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Reblogged from robotindisguise
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”




Lol seriously.  This is precious.  Calm your tits.

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

Lol seriously. This is precious. Calm your tits.

(Source: robotindisguise, via aymetron)

Reblogged from 4gifs
heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.


Lol what else would you expect from a dog with 3 inch legs with real dog’s body? What an embarrassing breed.

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

Lol what else would you expect from a dog with 3 inch legs with real dog’s body? What an embarrassing breed.

(Source: 4gifs, via gnarly)

Reblogged from oeuniverse

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

4 out of 7 at 25. I’m failing. Help.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Reblogged from ayeleesh

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

image

(via gnarly)

Reblogged from dobepinch
Reblogged from gay8
k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT MILKINAFUCKINGBAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

k-lionheart:

perksofbeingsuperwholocked:

broccolimilkshake:

haramipakistani:

manda:

circumcisions:

MY MILK POURED OUT INTO LIKE A CORKSCREW PATTERN??? WHAT

WHY IS THIS MILK IN A BAG WAt

WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE MILK IN A BAG THING EVERY TIME GODDAMN IT ITS LITERALLY MILK IN A FUCKING BAG WHAT IS SO HARD TO GRASP ABOUT THE CONCEPT
MILK
IN
A
FUCKING
BAG

CANADA

Why are you eating oatmeal with milk

This post is an international nightmare

(Source: gay8, via aymetron)

Reblogged from questioningthenormal
ecumenicalseeker:

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

I love this.


Cute.  I will become Dexter Morgan. Because I read the news.

ecumenicalseeker:

rebelholmes:

questioningthenormal:

you dangerous, dangerous people

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

I love this.

Cute. I will become Dexter Morgan. Because I read the news.

(via aymetron)

Reblogged from comesclean

(Source: comesclean, via gnarly)

Reblogged from readmore-worryless

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via use-the-horse-luke)

Reblogged from brookeeverdeen

brookeeverdeen:

"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"

here is jennifer lawrence in 1995

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you know which girl i’m talking about 

My hero.

(Source: brookeeverdeen, via aymetron)